blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

femalevillain:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

malefactum:

when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit

I’m not saying that Lupita Nyong’o is a real-life Disney princess, but hey, if the shoe fits…

ofsushi